Monday, April 16, 2007

Kurt Vonnegut

My favourite writer just passed away. He had some rules for writing short stories that might be useful for writing presentations, or copy, perhaps.

1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.

2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.

3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.

4. Every sentence must do one of two things -- reveal character or advance the action.

5. Start as close to the end as possible.

6. Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them -- in order that the reader may see what they are made of.

7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.

8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To heck with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.

1 comment:

Sean said...

Lovely tips for any writer or presenter. I particularly like the Be a Sadist part. It feels to me like a lot of brand BS could be eliminated if a brand had to show what it was made of!